Friends are the family you choose, and they're usually the ones who truly appreciate your unique sense of humor. Ditch the generic greetings and send a message that reflects your friendship—full of wit, sarcasm, and shared laughter.

Funny Christmas Wishes for Friends

Sarcastic & Witty Wishes

"Merry Christmas! I got you the best gift of all: my continued friendship. You're welcome."

"Hope your Christmas is filled with joy, peace, and that one relative who makes you think, 'and I thought I* was a mess.'"

"Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! (This message will self-destruct after the holidays to avoid any real commitment.)"

"Merry Christmas to my favorite person to complain about the holidays with."

"May your holiday be as bright and well-lit as your phone screen while you ignore your family to text me."

Self-Deprecating Humor

"Merry Christmas from the friend who's already planning their New Year's resolutions to break. Let's do it together!"

"Hope your Christmas is more organized than my life. The bar is low, so you should be fine."

"I was going to wrap your gift, but then I thought, 'Why not just put it in a bag?' So, Merry Christmas and enjoy the bag."

"It's the most wonderful time of the year... to remember all the things I was supposed to do but didn't. Thanks for not judging me. Merry Christmas!"

"Cheers to another year of us pretending we're adults. Happy Holidays!"

Pop Culture References

"Wishing you a Christmas with more cheer than a Taylor Swift concert and less drama than a reality TV reunion. Happy Holidays!"

"Merry Christmas! Hope you get everything you want, unlike the final season of Game of Thrones."

"May your holiday sparkle more than a vampire in sunlight. Merry Christmas, friend!"

"It's giving... Christmas. Hope yours is iconic."

"Hope your holidays are as bingeworthy as our favorite Netflix show. Talk soon (after the season finale)!"