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Christmas Puns and One-Liners for Your Holiday Cards

A huge list of clean, family-friendly puns and one-liners to add a quick laugh to any Christmas card.

Holiday Entertainment

Sometimes all you need is a quick, silly joke to make a Christmas card special. A good pun is a perfect way to add a little lighthearted fun to your holiday greetings. Sprinkle these into your messages for an instant chuckle.

Christmas Puns and One-Liners for Holiday Cards

Santa & Elf Puns


  • "I'm claus-trophobic."

  • "That Christmas card was santa-mental."

  • "Let's take an elfie."

  • "Treat your elf this Christmas!"

    • Reindeer Puns


  • "He's rudolph-tely the best!"

  • "Hope your Christmas is deer to your heart."

  • "You sleigh me!"

  • "Have a deer, sweet Christmas."

    • Tree & Decoration Puns


  • "Hope your Christmas is tree-mendous!"

  • "Don't get tinseled in a tangle."

  • "This year, the tree is lit."

  • "I'm pine-ing for you this Christmas."

    • Snow & Winter Puns


  • "There's snow-body like you!"

  • "It's the most wonder-fall time of the year."

  • "You're the coolest."

  • "Hope your holidays are cool, in a good way."

    • Food & Drink Puns


  • "Have a sweet Christmas, you cookie!"

  • "I love you from my head to my mistle-toes."

  • "It's the most wine-derful time of the year."

  • "A round of Santa-plause for the chef!"

    • General Christmas One-Liners


  • "Yule be sorry if you miss our party!"

  • "All I want for Christmas is yule."

  • "Rebel without a Claus."

  • "But wait—there's myrrh."

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